Pachelbel Rant



A comedian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this piece by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.

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46 Responses to "Pachelbel Rant"

  1. who is still watching this in 2015?

    BalasHapus
  2. So Pachebel was just a four chords song...

    BalasHapus
  3. What is this? A comedian at penn state?!

    BalasHapus
  4. what areo smith song is she talking about?

    BalasHapus
  5. I agree... everyone gets married to that moldy old tune... I want to get DIVORCED to Pachelbel's Canon in D...

    "La Bamba" is another song that's been lifted ad nauseum...

    BalasHapus
  6. Very talented! Even if you could, you wouldn't see Pachebel on VH1 looking back at the 1790s as it was written around 1680 (sorry, being pedantic!)

    BalasHapus
  7. I don't even live in the same country but find his various tunes fun and quirky. I don't know if it helps but he could use some subscribing love from Youtube. So may viewed and so few subscribers!? Let's show some support out there yeah? Cheers :D

    BalasHapus
  8. You want more boring? Alto part on "Carol of the Bells".

    BalasHapus
  9. holly crap i can relate to that. i played cello in high school and i still remember the music sheet for that song.

    BalasHapus
  10. Um, there iS no Viola part... trust me, I had to play the cello part many a time... ;)

    BalasHapus
  11. It may be called a canon but its actually a passacaglia. The bassline is supposed to repeat ;)

    BalasHapus
  12. We watched this in school in music

    BalasHapus
  13. The thing is there is a plethora of crazy original bands that think outside the box and produce beautiful engaging music but it doesn't see the light of day because everyone is so comfortable with the familiar.

    BalasHapus
  14. The original zoobe for music

    BalasHapus
  15. you should drop your mixtape no joke it'd be 🔥🔥🔥

    BalasHapus
  16. I'm a cellist, and I wholeheartedly agree. Pachelbel's Canon sucks.Rockelbel's Canon, on the other hand....

    BalasHapus
  17. I don't even go to taco bell they sound so close. lol

    BalasHapus
  18. Having looked into Hook by Blues Traveler, he has no right to complain about it.

    Hook was specifically made to mock people and satirize popular music because the hook in a song's structure will always bring someone back. That's why it has the Pachelbel Canon, because Hook was openly mocking the fact that people like it and will listen to a song just because it has it.

    BalasHapus
  19. LOL IM STILL WATCHING IN OCTOBER 2015

    BalasHapus
  20. Uhmm, not 1790s.
    "VH1's I Love the 1690s"

    BalasHapus
  21. Why do I feel like the video quality in 06 was so much better than it is now, shit!

    BalasHapus
  22. "It's my cross to bear my entire life..." lmao

    BalasHapus
  23. The funny thing is, Pachelbel only wrote those 8 notes. The rest of the parts were meant to be improvised like Jazz music based on the chord progression noted by Pachelbel and grounded by the instrument playing the basso continuo (which is what those 8 notes are), which could either be a violincello or a viola d'gamba. Eventually people wrote down their favorite improvisations and combined them to create the amalgamation version we have now.

    But yeah, it's worse than he thinks.

    BalasHapus
  24. I call it the descending progression because of the bass lines. Clapton loves it.

    BalasHapus
  25. Pachelbel is certainly not following you.

    BalasHapus
  26. Maybe he means Taco Bell. He sounds more like that than Pachelbel.

    BalasHapus
  27. I wish the author got a penny for every view...

    BalasHapus
  28. Who else here was the cello guy?

    BalasHapus
  29. "It's probably Johann, they are all named Johann" :-))

    BalasHapus
  30. You cellists have no right to complain; you have essentially endless repertory, unlike we violists, constantly overshadowed by your golden tenor voice. We (violas) get the worst parts. Constantly voice crossing us with elegant soli sections (Warlock's Capriol Suite - ii - Pavane; Barber's Adagio for Strings; and many others), concerti and sonatas, as well as better quartet parts.
    Suck it up and play a few boring parts every now and then.

    And to answer your question, "Why would Pachelbel do that to us?"
    Well, it was a canon and gigue for 3 violins and continuo (harpsichord), so it was never originally intended for cello.

    BalasHapus
  31. Half of these songs are I, V, vi, IV.

    BalasHapus
  32. The worst cello part ever written is Palladio. It's horrible.

    BalasHapus
  33. Poor guy...cello on this! lolol!

    BalasHapus
  34. Pachelbel died in the early 1700s. I think he meant 1690s.

    BalasHapus
  35. I am a celloist, I thought it was hilarious,..................................... until 0:42

    BalasHapus
  36. See u later pachelbel in hell woah what a stalker :| OH SEE U IN HELL PACHELBELL

    BalasHapus
  37. We watched this in my jazz band class and I think we all died while falling into insanity. Now to get this played in concert band.

    BalasHapus
  38. This clown is a bad joke. He should wash his filthy mouth before talking about one of the greatest music masterpieces.

    BalasHapus